Secrets and rumours always get out. But they get blamed on the completely wrong person…aka me.

When your sitting in a field minding your own business and a man comes up to you wanting to sell you weed.

  • Me: Wow, I actually look kinda good in that picture!
  • Me: *staring at the picture*
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  • Me: Nevermind, that is literally the ugliest fucking picture I've ever taken.